I played with a baby wallaroo this morning
ONLY IN ‘STRAYA MATES !
So, you could afford glasses, but not a shirt?
Well I can’t see without them so yeah I sort of have to wear glasses to function.
If I choose not to wear a shirt it’s because I feel like not wearing a shirt, not because I cannot afford it.
How about you reblog the thousands upon thousands of pornographic material with topless woman in it and ask them if they can afford clothes.
Oh wait, that wouldn’t be a problem would it, because a woman can only be topless if it’s in a sexual scenario.
Ooooooo shiiiiiit that reply tho
Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
i have real life friends on here which is cool but sometimes i wish i didnt cause there just somethings you need to say but dont want people that ACTUALLY know you, to know…you know?
the police officer looks down at his tummy and says “you are under a vest” and giggles to himself
*laughing* stop resisting a vest! haha *shoots self in stomach multiple times*
How did this not win a fucking Oscar
You don’t know how hard this made me laugh.
Can you spot the odd one out?
drink your school stay in sleep don’t do milk and get eight hours of drugs
He looks like he’s followed all that advice.
Waiting for the inevitable supernatural gif…
DID SOMEBODY SAY PIE?
WELL DONE PUSHING DAISIES FANDOM